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Meet the Spartans () on IMDb: Movies, TV, Celebs, and more Claim your page and control your brand across IMDb & Amazon .. Seriously the version I saw was only and hour. I'm not . But hoping that "they will survive", they go into a battle of stomping the yard, talking smack, and even having to deal with some. Claim your page and control your brand across IMDb & Amazon . Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer in Meet the Spartans () Carmen . When they first sing "I Will Survive", Sonio's mouth can be seen singing An unrated version was released on DVD, which features additional scenes not suitable for a PG rating. Meet the Spartans () Connections on IMDb: Referenced in, Featured in, and convinces Ryan to jump in after them; cast sings "I Will Survive" on the set at .
For from free Greek to free Greek, the word was spread that bold Leonidas and hisso far from home, laid down their lives, not just for Sparta, but for all Greece and the promise this country holds! Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called PlataeaXerxes' hordes face obliteration! Just there the barbarians huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers, knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of Yet they stare now across the plain at 10, Spartans commanding 30, free Greeks!
The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one; good odds for any Greek. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny, and usher in a future brighter than anything we could imagine! To Leonidas, and the brave ! Dialogue[ edit ] Persian messenger: If you value your lives over your complete annihilation Xerxes conquers and controls everything he rests his eyes upon. He leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the rivers dry.
All the God-King Xerxes requires is this: A simple offering of earth and water Now, that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it And if those philosophers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then—— Theron: We must be diplomatic.
Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king. He looks at various people standing around, watching him nervously, the last of whom is Gorgo.
The Spartan guards follow suit and draw their swords on the other messengers. You'll find plenty of both down there. You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city's steps.
You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian.
Perhaps you should have done the same. Then what must a king do to save his world when the very laws he has sworn to protect force him to do nothing? It is not a question of what a Spartan citizen should do, nor a husband, nor a king. Instead, ask yourself, my dearest love, what should a free man do? Do you think the paltry dozen you slew scare us? These hills swarm with our scouts! And do you think your pathetic wall will do anything other than fall like a heap of dry leaves in the face of Our ancestors built this wall, using ancient stones from the bosom of Greece herself.
And with a little Spartan help, your Persian scouts provided the mortar. You will pay for your barbarism! It's not yours anymore. Go now, run along and tell your Xerxes that he faces free men here, not slaves. Do it quickly, before we decide to make our wall just a little bit bigger. Your women will be slaves.
Your sons, your daughters, your elders will be slaves, but not you. By noon this day, you will all be dead men!
The thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you! Our arrows will blot out the sun! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Earn these shields, boys!
Remember this day, men. For it will be yours for all time! Lay down your weapons. But take from them Let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste, it would be nothing short of madness, were you, brave King, and your valiant troops to perish There is much our cultures could share. Oh, haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
Yours is a fascinating tribe.
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Even now, you are defiant, in the face of annihilation and the presence of a god. It isn't wise to stand against me, Leonidas. Imagine what horrible fate awaits my enemies when I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory. And I would die for any one of mine.
You Greeks take pride in your logic. I suggest you employ it.
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Consider the beautiful land you so vigorously defend. Picture it reduced to ash at my whim! Consider the fate of your women! Clearly you don't know our women. I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen. You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spears more than your whips. It is not the lash they fear, it is my divine power. But I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure. I will make you warlord of all Greece.
You will carry my battle standard to the heart of Europa. Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet You are generous as you are divine, O King of Kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it's You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well, it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me. I will erase even the memory of Sparta from the histories.
Every piece of Greek parchment shall be burned, and every Greek historian and every scribe shall have their eyes put out and their tongues cut from their mouths! Why, uttering the very name of Sparta or Leonidas will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!Meet The Spartans - I will survive march
The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many and, before this battle is over, that even a god-king can bleed. Yes, but I did not ask you here for a small talk, Theron.
You can be sure of that, you never spared words with me. Can I offer you something? The jokes all feel like ones that 9 year old boys would find hysterical, where everyone else would just hate them.
Other than spoof jokes, every other joke is one involving pain. There were dozens of crotch hits and back breaks. There are also many gross out, vomit, sneezing, and boil bursting jokes. There was one joke that had me mildly chuckling, but then they killed the joke by over explaining it. It didn't need to be explained, a monkey could understand it. Repetitiveness was the only word that comes to mind when watching this. King Leonidas knocks a messenger in the hole, then his two men.
Okay, not funny, but at least it's over After the credits seem to be over, deleted scenes are shown simply to make the movie more than 70 minutes.
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During the deleted scenes, Dane Cook, George W. Bush, Tom Cruise, and Ellen Degeneres are also knocked in the hole. The joke is done 10 times over. The two extremely untalented writers of this mess want to include every movie possible, and mention every celebrity they can, and include any show they can cram in.
There are 3 instances of celebrity panels judging the Spartans in this, and it's not like it was a running joke either. It was just lack of ideas. Much of the celebrity humor was just the celebrities pointing out their character traits.
Paris Hilton, who is in a few scenes, but ultimately disappears with no point, talks about her jail time.
Brittany Spears acts crazy. Lindsey Lohan gets out of rehab. Tyra Banks shows her cellulite.